I Spy A Whitehouseadont!

Hard on the heels of the Loch Lochie Monster; Is the fabled Wolverhampton Lib Dems beastie. It lives in Wolverhampton Council Chamber, but hides away from sunlight. Making dashes into the limelight every time there is a council meeting or so they say ?

It is called a 'Whitehouseadont', It is a huge creature with a large distended gut that from time to time makes long winded gutteral noises about nothing in particular. Many watchers of the 'Whitehouseadont' remember just such a time when the giant creature stood in the Council Chamber with flies open and a white shirt end poking through the flap in rather stomach churning fashion. Waving its limbs and uttering deep throated roars..Whitehouseadont was a very intimidating beastie that night.... Will it return to its haunts?......keep a watchful eye out for him skulking.